Let’s just say… I stopped wearing it pretty quickly. 😅

I muted the device and put it aside — but not before it captured one of the funniest AI-generated summaries I’ve ever seen. The device itself, called the Bee Pioneer, actually looks great 🐝. The idea is solid. I first heard about it from @leo on one of his shows, and I figured it had promise — if it worked well.

So on Saturday, I went through my usual routine: watched some TV 📺, paid a few bills 💸, and muttered about the President and his latest round of tariff nonsense 🙄. Then on Sunday, I opened the Bee app to see what it had recorded and summarized from my day.

And according to Bee’s AI… this is what I did — all in a single day:

A little context: the “friend” mentioned was actually my brother. And yes, I am Michael. But the rest? That came straight from an old episode of Hunter 📺 that was playing in the background while I was doing other things.

Somehow, Bee’s AI blended my real day with gritty 1980s TV drama and decided I was in the middle of investigating a faked death 🕵️‍♂️, a dentist conspiracy 🦷, and $2 million in missing valuables 💰.

If I had actually done even one-tenth of what Bee thinks I did that day, I’d need to take the rest of the year off to recover. 🛌

In short? This thing is not ready for prime time. The Android app is extremely basic — and honestly, not great right now. But wow… what a laugh. I still can’t believe how confidently it generated this noir thriller summary of my otherwise chill weekend. 🤣

Imagine training a real AI model on stuff like this, thinking it’s an actual person’s daily life.

Hope you laugh as hard as I did. 😂

#BeePioneer #AIHumor #WearableTech